The 100 greatest movie quotes of all time

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"All those moments will be lost in time… like tears in rain."Roy Batty/Rutger Hauer in Blade Runner (1982)
"Bond. James Bond."  
Sean Connery in Dr No (1962) 
"A boy's best friend is his mother."  
Norman Bates/Anthony Perkins in Psycho (1960)
"But then I realised maybe that's what hell is: the entire rest of eternity spent in f_____g Bruges. And I really really hoped I wouldn't die."  
Ray/Colin Farrell in In Bruges (2008)
“Carpe diem. Seize the day, boys. Make your lives extraordinary.” 
John Keating/Robin Williams in Dead Poets Society (1989)
"Daddy! My Daddy!"  
Bobbie Waterbury/Jenny Agutter in The Railway Children (1970)
"Did you think I'd be too stupid to know what a eugoogly is?" 
Derek Zoolander/Ben Stiller in Zoolander
"Do I look like I give a damn?"  
James Bond (Daniel Craig) after being asked if he would like his vodka martini shaken or stirred, Casino Royale (2006)
"Do I look like someone who cares what God thinks?" 
Doug Bradley/Pinhead in Hellraiser (1983)
"ET phone home."  
Gertie/Drew Barrymore in ET the Extra-terrestrial (1982)
"Enough is enough! I have had it with these motherf_____g snakes on this motherf_____g plane!"  
Neville Flynn/Samuel L Jackson in Snakes on a Plane (2006)
"Ever since I can remember I always wanted to be a gangster. To me that was better than being president of the United States. To be a gangster was to own the world." 
Henry Hill/Ray Liotta in Goodfellas (1990)
"Everybody runs, Fletch."  
John Anderton/Tom Cruise, Minority Report (2002)
"Fasten your seat belts, it's going to be a bumpy night!"  
Margo Channing/Bette Davis in All about Eve (1950)
"Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn!"  
Rhett Butler/Clark Gable in Gone with the Wind (1939)
“Gentlemen, you can't fight in here! This is the War Room!” 
President Merkin Muffley/Peter Sellers in Dr Strangelove (1964)
"Get busy living, or get busy dying."  
Andy Dufresne/Tim Robbins in The Shawshank Redemption (1994)
"Go ahead, make my day."  
Harry Callaghan/Clint Eastwood in Sudden Impact (1983)
"Here's another nice mess you've gotten me into!"  
Ollie/Oliver Hardy in Sons of the Desert (1933)
"Here's looking at you, kid."  
Rick Blaine/Humphrey Bogart in Casablanca (1942)
"He's not the Messiah. He's a very naughty boy!"  
The mother of Brian, a ratbag/Terry Jones in Monty Python's Life of Brian (1979)
"Hey, don't knock masturbation. It's sex with someone I love." 
Alvy Singer/Woody Allen in Annie Hall (1977)
"Hope. It is the only thing stronger than fear. A little hope is effective. A lot of hope is dangerous. A spark is fine, as long as it's contained."  
President Snow/Donald Sutherland in The Hunger Games (2012)
"How do you like them apples?" 
Will Hunting/Matt Damon in Good Will Hunting (1997)
“I am big. It's the pictures that got small.” 
Norma Desmond/Gloria Swanson in Sunset Boulevard (1950)
"I am Groot"  
Groot/Vin Diesel in Guardians of the Galaxy (2014)
"I am Spartacus."  
The crowd in Spartacus (1960)
"I ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice chianti."  
Hannibal Lecter/Anthony Hopkins in The Silence of the Lambs (1991)
"I coulda had class. I coulda been a contender. I coulda been somebody."  
Terry Molloy/Marlon Brando in On the Waterfront (1954)
"I drink your milkshake!"  
There Will be Blood (2007)
“I have nipples, Greg, could you milk me?” 
Jack Byrnes/Robert De Niro in Meet the Parents (2000)
"I love lamp."  
Anchorman: the Legend of Ron Burgundy (2004)
"I never had any friends later on like the ones I had when I was 12. Jesus, does anyone?" 
The Writer/Richard Dreyfuss, Stand By Me (1986) 
"I see dead people."  
Cole Sear/Haley Joel Osment in The Sixth Sense (1999)
"I want to be alone." 
Grusinskaya/Greta Garbo in Grand Hotel (1932)
"I want to play a game..."  
Saw (2004)
“I was cured, all right!” 
Alex/Malcolm McDowell in A Clockwork Orange (1971)
"I wish I knew how to quit you."  
Jack Twist/Jake Gyllenhaal in Brokeback Mountain (2005)
"If you build it, he will come."  
Shoeless Joe Jackson/Ray Liotta in Field of Dreams (1989)
"If you are looking for ransom, I can tell you I don't have money. But what I do have are a very particular set of skills, skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you. "  
Bryan Mills/Liam Neeson in Taken (2008)
"If you figure a way to live without serving a master, any master, then let the rest of us know, will you? For you'd be the first person in the history of the world."  
Lancaster Dodd/Philip Seymour Hoffman in The Master (2012)
"I'll be back."  
Arnold Schwarzenegger in The Terminator (1984)
"I'll have what she's having."  
Older woman customer/Estelle Reiner in When Harry Met Sally (1989)
"I'm also just a girl standing in front of a boy asking him to love her."  
Anna Scott/Julia Roberts in Notting Hill (1999)
"I'm as mad as hell, and I'm not gonna to take this anymore!"  
Howard Beale/Peter Finch in Network (1976)
"I'm gonna make him an offer he can't refuse."  
Don Corleone/Marlon Brando in The Godfather (1972)
"I'm pretty sure there's a lot more to life than being really, really, ridiculously good looking. And I plan on finding out what that is." 
Zoolander (2001)
"I'm ready for my close-up."  
Norma Desmond/Gloria Swanson in Sunset Blvd (1950)
“I’m shutting my eyes tight so everything goes black.” 
Patricia Franchini/Jean Seberg in Breathless (1960)
"I'm very sorry for your loss. Your mother was a terribly attractive woman."  
The Royal Tenenbaums (2001)
"In case I don't see ya, good afternoon, good evening, and good night!"  
Truman Burbank/Jim Carrey in The Truman Show (1998)
"In Switzerland they had brotherly love – and 500 years of democracy and peace, and what did that produce? The cuckoo clock."  
Harry Lime/Orson Welles in The Third Man (1949)
"Infamy, infamy, they've all got it in for me!"  
Julius Caesar/Kenneth Williams in Carry On Cleo (1964)
"It was beauty killed the beast."  
Carl Denham/Robert Armstrong in King Kong (1933)
"It's a mess, ain't it, sheriff?" (Wendell). "If it ain't, it'll do till the mess gets here." (Ed Tom Bell) 
No Country for Old Men (2007)
“It’s a fool looks for logic in the chambers of the human heart.” 
Everett/George Clooney in O Brother, Where Art Thou? (2000)
“It's like, how much more black could this be? And the answer is none. None more black.” 
Nigel Tufnel/Christopher Guest in This is Spinal Tap (1984)
"It's not murder, it's ketchup."  
Hot Fuzz (2007)
"Just keep swimming."  
Finding Nemo (2003)
"Let's go to the Winchester, have a pint and wait for this to all blow over"  
Shaun of the Dead (2004)
"Life is a box of chocolates, Forrest. You never know what you're gonna get."  
Mrs Gump/Sally Field in Forrest Gump (1994)
"Life is only on earth, and not for long."  
Melancholia (2011)
"Louis, I think this is the beginning of a beautiful friendship." 
Rick Blaine/Humphrey Bogart in Casablanca (1942)
"Man who catch fly with chopstick accomplish anything." 
Mr. Miyagi/Pat Morita in The Karate Kid (1984)
"May the Force be with you."  
Han Solo/Harrison Ford in Star Wars (1977)
"My name is Maximus Decimus Meridius, commander of the Armies of the North, General of the Felix Legions and loyal servant to the true emperor, Marcus Aurelius, father to a murdered son, husband to a murdered wife. And I will have my vengeance, in this life or the next."  
Gladiator (2000)
"Nobody puts Baby in a corner."  
Johnny Castle/Patrick Swayze in Dirty Dancing (1987)
"Nobody's perfect."  
Osgood E Fielding III/Joe E Brown in Some Like It Hot (1959)
"Norway has trolls, so more power lines are needed. That's just the way it is."  
Troll Hunter (2010)
"Now you're looking for the secret, but you won't find it, because of course you're not really looking. You don't really want to know. You want to be fooled."  
The Prestige (2006)
“Oh my dear God - are you one of those single tear people?” 
Fletcher/JK Simmons in Whiplash (2014)
"Oh my gosh, look at that fluffy unicorn! He's so fluffy, I'm gonna die!"  
Despicable Me (2010)
"Oh, Jerry, don't let's ask for the moon. We have the stars."  
Charlotte Vale/Bette Davis in Now, Voyager (1942)
“Old age. It's the only disease, Mr. Thompson, that you don't look forward to being cured of.” 
Mr Bernstein/Everett Sloane in Citizen Kane (1941)
"Rosebud."  
Charles Foster Kane/Orson Welles in Citizen Kane (1941)
"Say hello to my little friend."  
Tony Montana/Al Pacino in Scarface (1983)
"Say what you like about the Nazis... they had style."  
Outpost (2007)
"That was the most fun I've ever had without laughing."  
Alvy Singer/Woody Allen in Annie Hall (1977)
"That's the way it crumbles, cookie-wise."  
CC Baxter/Jack Lemmon in The Apartment (1960)
“That’s what makes me sad: Life is so different from books” 
Marianne Renoir/Anna Karina in Pierrot Le Fou (1965)
"The cold never bothered me anyway."  
Frozen (2013)
"To call you stupid would be an insult to stupid people!"  
Wanda/Jamie Lee Curtis in A Fish Called Wanda (1988)
"To infinity… and beyond." 
Buzz Lightyear/Tim Allen in Toy Story (1995)
"Toto, I've a feeling we're not in Kansas anymore."  
Dorothy/Judy Garland in The Wizard of Oz (1939)
“We all want to help one another. Human beings are like that. We want to live by each other's happiness, not by each other's misery.” 
A Jewish Barber/Charlie Chaplin in The Great Dictator (1940)
"We want the finest wines available to humanity. And we want them here, and we want them now!" 
Withnail/Richard E Grant in Withnail & I (1986)
"Well, what if there is no tomorrow? There wasn't one today." 
Phil Connors/Bill Murray in Groundhog Day (1993)
"What did you expect, an exploding pen?"  
Q/Ben Whishaw in Skyfall (2012)
“When I came to Rome at the age of 26, I fell pretty swiftly into what might be defined as the whirl of the high life. But I didn't just want to live the high life, I wanted to be its king. I didn't just want to attend parties, I wanted the power to make them fail.” 
Jep Gambardella/Tony Servillo in The Great Beauty (2013)
"Why so serious?"  
The Joker/Heath Ledger in The Dark Knight (2008)
"You can't fool me. There ain't no Sanity Clause!"  
Fiorello/Chico Marx in A Night at the Opera (1945)
"You go Glen Coco!"  
Mean Girls (2004)
"You had me at hello."  
Dorothy Boyd/Renee Zellweger in Jerry Maguire (1996)
"You know how to whistle, don't you, Steve? You just put your lips together and… blow."  
Slim/Lauren Bacall in To Have and Have Not (1944)
"You smell like pine needles and you have a face like sunshine." 
Becca/Ellie Kemper in Bridesmaids (2011)
"You talkin' to me?"  
Travis Bickle/Robert de Niro in Taxi Driver (1976)
"You're gonna need a bigger boat."  
Brody/Roy Scheider in Jaws (1975)
"You're not an asshole, Mark. You're just trying so hard to be." 
The Social Network (2010)
“You're not the boss of me, Jack. You're not the king of Dirk. I'm the boss of me. I'm the king of me. I'm Dirk Diggler. I'm the star. It's my big dick and I say when we roll.” 
Dirk Diggler/Mark Wahlberg in Boogie Nights (1997)
“You're only supposed to blow the bloody doors off!” 
Charlie Croker/Michael Caine in The Italian Job (1969)

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15 Awesome Jack Sparrow Quotes

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1. “The only rules that matter are these:
What a man can do and what a man can’t do”

2. “Close your eyes and pretend it’s all a bad dream. That’s how I get by”

3.  -“You are mad”
- “Thank goodness. If I wasn’t this had probably never work”

4. “Am I perfect?” "Oh yes I am"

5. “If you are waiting for the opportune moment, that was it”

6. -“Take that you can”
- “Give nothing back”

7. “We must fight, to run away”

8. -“You actually were telling the truth”
- “I do that quite a lot. Yet people are always surprised”

9. “You seem somewhat familiar. Have I threatened you before?”

10.  “Don’t get me wrong, love. I admire a person who’s willing to do whatever is necessary”

11. -“You are without doubt the worst pirate I’ve ever heard of”
- “But you have heard of me”
12. -“Me?, I’m dishonest. And a dishonest man you can always trust to be dishonest. I mean honestly, it’s the honest ones you have to watch out for. Because you can never predict when they’re going to do something incredibly stupid”

13. “You lied to me by telling me the truth? That’s very good. May I use that?”

14. “There should be a captain in there somewhere.”

15. "Savvy?"


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10 Hilarious Senior Yearbook Quotes

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In reality, no one will remember your senior quote, which is probably a good thing if you ask anyone who thought their senior quote was funny five years ago. This quote will be your only mark on the world when aliens come searching for clues about human civilization centuries from now.

Have a little fun with your senior quote — you probably won't see half of these people again anyway.

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15 Senior Yearbook Quotes

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Before you make your mark on the real world, there's one important business item every high school senior must leave their peers with: a memorable yearbook quote.

So, for those who have yet to complete high school, take some advice from these graduating seniors.



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