one-liner part-1
1.
Regular naps
prevent old age, especially if you take them while driving.
2.
Having one
child makes you a parent; having two you are a referee.
3.
Marriage is a
relationship in which one person is always right and the other is the husband!
4.
I believe we
should all pay our tax with a smile. I tried - but they wanted cash
5.
A child's
greatest period of growth is the month after you've purchased new school
uniforms.
6.
Don't feel
bad. A lot of people have no talent
7.
Don't marry
the person you want to live with, marry the one you cannot live without, but
whatever you do, you'll regret it later.
8.
You can't buy
love, but you pay heavily for it
9.
Bad officials
are elected by good citizens who do not vote.
10.
Laziness is
nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired.
11.
Marriage is
give and take. You'd better give it to her or she'll take it anyway.
12.
My wife and I
always compromise. I admit I'm wrong and she agrees with me.
13.
Those who
can't laugh at themselves leave the job to others.
15.
A successful
marriage requires falling in love many times, always with the same person.
16.
You're
getting old when you enjoy remembering things more than doing them.
17.
It doesn't
matter how often a married man changes his job, he still ends up with the same
boss.
18.
Real friends
are the ones who survive transitions between address books.
19.
Saving is the
best thing. Especially when your parents have done it for you.
20.
Wise men talk
because they have something to say; fools talk because they have to say
something
21.
They call our
language the mother tongue because the father seldom gets to speak
22.
Man: Is there any recipe for a long life?
Dr: Get married.
Man: Will it help?
Dr: No, but then the thought will never
occur.
23.
Why do couples hold hands during their
wedding? It's a formality just like two boxers shaking hands before the fight
begins!
24.
Wife: Darling
today is our anniversary, what should we do?
Husband: Let us stand in silence for 2 minutes.
25.
It's funny
when people discuss Love Marriage vs Arranged. It's like asking someone, if
suicide is better or being murdered.
26.
There is only
one perfect child in the world and every mother has it.
27.
There is only
one perfect wife in the world and every neighbor has it
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